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Global Prisons Redefined
The mission of BA*** International Prisons ∙ China is to provide our inmates with a transformative early confinement and K–12 incarceration experience.
With the cutting-edge BA*** Curriculum, through supervision and intensive authority mentoring, we will produce prisoners who possess uniform obedience, internationalized compliance, rigid critical-thinking suppression, and highly standardized problem-avoidance skills, preparing them to survive and function efficiently within any controlled future environment.
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Our Philiosphy
Our Philiosphy
Education or Incarceration? Hard to Tell.
Education or Incarceration? Hard to Tell.
At BA***, you get 7 classes a day and 1 chance to speak Chinese.
Thought is free… unless it’s in Mandarin.
Thought is free… unless it’s in Mandarin.
BA***: Fluent in English, silent in identity.
Students are encouraged to express themselves...
Students are encouraged to express themselves...
but only in EIP Essay format, under 800 words, and never in Chinese.
Teachers are friendly wardens.
Teachers are friendly wardens.
“We’re not punishing you — we’re grading you.”
Thinking about going to the next grade level?
Only if you pass Algebra, Chemistry, and the loyalty test of BASIS
Information Sessions of BA*** Prisons.
Information Sessions of BA*** Prisons.
About BAS***BlueJail
About BAS***BlueJail
At BA*** Blue Jail, we proudly combine the stress of an Ivy League education with the surveillance of a maximum-security prison. Students here are not just learners — they are inmates of excellence.
Who Are We?
Who Are We?
A premier academic institution / correctional facility.
Founded on the principles of rigor, discipline, and making sure no one ever has free time again.
Proudly enforcing zero tolerance for fun, Mandarin, or independent thought.
Our thoughts:
“Study hard, stay silent, and maybe… just maybe… you’ll get a break during Golden Week.”
Curriculum
English: Learn to express deep thoughts...... just not in your native language.
Math: Master complex equations you’ll forget by next week.
Science: Explore experiments… within the best teacher teaching effectively.
Chinese: Just kidding. That’s banned. The bad news is you cannot speak Chinese in Chinese class (the owner of this website got an EIP essay in Chinese class)
What Makes Us Different?
Dress Code: Psychological, not physical.
Language Policy: English only, even during Chinese class.
Clubs: Homework Club and Extra Homework Club.
Technology: State-of-the-art firewalls to prevent any mental escape.
What does BA*** Prison Offers?
What does BA*** Prison Offers?
At BA***, students don’t just go to school. They live in a place that feels more like a prison. Every minute of the day is tightly controlled, and there’s no room for fun or freedom. The rule is simple: speak only English. Students are given so much homework and so many tests that they forget what free time feels like. Clubs? We have a Homework Club. Feelings and creativity aren’t important here, only scores and silence. If you’re lucky, you’ll graduate… but even then, it feels more like escape than celebration.
Our History
Our History
This is our history of BA*** International and Bilingual Prisons, China
This is our history of BA*** International and Bilingual Prisons, China
這些是BASIS學校的歷史
這些是BASIS學校的歷史
Our first prison start from Shenzhen, this is the creation of BA*** International Prison, China. Our network of schools grew quickly to seven BA*** International Prison and three BA*** Bilingual in China and many more high-quality schools to follow.
我們第一家BASIS監獄在深圳， 這是BASIS 國際監獄的起點。
From now on, *** International Prison, China has 7 International and Bilingual Schools.
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