In BA*** International Prisons, China, we don’t just aim for good grades, we aim for total academic domination (and maybe a few emotional breakdowns). Here’s what you can expect:
AP Manager of BA***
We proudly offer AP Everything:
AP Bio? Easy. Just memorize 3 textbooks.
AP World History? Rewrite history, then cry about it.
AP Calculus? You’ll pass, after forgetting how to feel.
By Grade 9+, many students are already “AP survivors”, with at least 2 panic attacks and 1 perfect score.
Our feels
Students feel
97% of BASISBlueJail students get top scores on AP exams.
100% of them lose sleep, happiness, or both.
Prisoners Personalities
In BA*** Prisons, we make sure that Prisoners use English all the time and have NO personal freedom.
Please read our Disclaimer.